what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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