Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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