omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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