Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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