The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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