O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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