I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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