i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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