Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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