your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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