I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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