awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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