That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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