Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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