Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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