i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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