Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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