Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So many bounce houses so little time
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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