honey bunches of taint.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Dicks are not precious.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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