what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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