she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Are my feet made of real feet?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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