singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That was before I lit my hair on fire
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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