She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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