the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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