It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
