what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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