This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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