i need an iv and a liver transplant
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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