He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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