I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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