Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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