i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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