Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
