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And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."

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(937): View more from Ohio

Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".

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(512): View more from Texas

Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about

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(864): View more from South Carolina

he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"

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(269): View more from Michigan

why the hell are you crying over taco bell?

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