Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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