yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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