also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
