Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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