Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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