Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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