I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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