Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
