Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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