Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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