Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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