Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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