my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Help. Why am I so naked?
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