But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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