Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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