You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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