The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
