are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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