so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
