she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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