She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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