Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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