im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she peed on how many people?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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