PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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