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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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