I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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