fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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